CASSO'S CORNER: ONE TOO MANY DRINKS

so it was friday night, shit's going on so i decided to go to the club with my brother....have a couple drinks, and these couple drinks were strong as hell, a rochester NY Drink called TONY MONTANA.....don't fuck with those shits man!!!...any way i have a couple of those in my system, forgot i didn't eat that much earlier.....after those my boy dave hits me up and says yo come over to this club drinks on me....so i say "hell yeah, free drinks i'm on my way"......i go over to that club got in there, i'm drinkin shots, and i had a couple heinekins (i prolly spelled that wrong but so the FUCK WHAT)......after that second heinekin.....i black the fuck out......i don't remember shit after that........next thing you know i wake up in JAIL!........."the fuck am i doing in jail?".......im laying on this blue mat that's small as hell, how can you sleep in that bitch?!....im knocking on the door from the inside to get an officer...."what am i in here for?"....."2 counts of disorderly conduct"- Officer......."what did i actually do?" - ME...."oh you weren't responsive" - Officer......"oh damn" here i am trying to enjoy my night, and my dumb ass ends up in jail......that shit i'm split down the middle with laughter and stupidity. Never again, i don't even want to look at alcohol. This the first and hopefully the last time i'll ever spend time behind bars.......there it is, the story of how my weekend went from bad to worse....good news is im out!!!!